Minnesota life 6

I was very funny every morning because the teacher told us the American joke!! I will tell you about American joke.
What happens when you squeeze a grape?-It gives a little whine!
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?-An udder failure.
What is black and white and red all over?
What makes music on your head?-Head band!
What do you get when you cross a showman with a vampire?
Why is the math book so unhappy?-because it has so many problem.
What is black and white and red all over?( another answer)
Why did the man throw his watch out the window?-He wanted to see time fly.
Why are three fences around cemetaries?-Because everyone is drying to get in.
They are american jokes!! They are very interesting. If you want to answer, I will tell you about answers. Please try to think!!!(11563/12000)